Staircase To Heaven – Funny Wooden Fridge Magnet
Ever notice there’s a highway to hell… but only a staircase to heaven? Seems like the traffic forecast is pretty clear.
This hilarious wooden magnet says what we’re all thinking: it’s getting crowded down there. Perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humor, a love for classic rock, or just an appreciation for brutally honest décor.
Each magnet measures 2x3 inches, with the design permanently printed directly onto real wood — no peeling, no fading, no matter how hot things get. Stick it on your fridge, office cabinet, or anywhere that could use a laugh.
Product Features:
Size: 2" x 3"
Printed directly onto wood – never fades or peels
Classic rock-inspired humor with a side of truth
Strong magnet backing – perfect for fridge or office décor
Made to last, just like your poor life choices
Keywords: Magnets, Fridge Magnet, Funny Magnet, Office Décor, Dark Humor, Classic Rock, Stairway to Heaven, Highway to Hell
Because apparently, heaven has limited access… and hell’s running a 24/7 express lane.
Staircase To Heaven – Funny Wooden Fridge Magnet
Ever notice there’s a highway to hell… but only a staircase to heaven? Seems like the traffic forecast is pretty clear.
This hilarious wooden magnet says what we’re all thinking: it’s getting crowded down there. Perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humor, a love for classic rock, or just an appreciation for brutally honest décor.
Each magnet measures 2x3 inches, with the design permanently printed directly onto real wood — no peeling, no fading, no matter how hot things get. Stick it on your fridge, office cabinet, or anywhere that could use a laugh.
Product Features:
Size: 2" x 3"
Printed directly onto wood – never fades or peels
Classic rock-inspired humor with a side of truth
Strong magnet backing – perfect for fridge or office décor
Made to last, just like your poor life choices
Keywords: Magnets, Fridge Magnet, Funny Magnet, Office Décor, Dark Humor, Classic Rock, Stairway to Heaven, Highway to Hell
Because apparently, heaven has limited access… and hell’s running a 24/7 express lane.
