100% Crinkled Cotton Flour Sack Tea Towels – Now with 97% More Squirrel Energy 🐿️
Bring a little wild charm (and a dash of chaos) to your kitchen with our 100% Crinkled Cotton Flour Sack Tea Towels — soft, absorbent, and squirrel-approved. Whether you're cleaning up cookie crumbs or plotting world domination with your backyard squirrel army, these towels have your back.
Each towel is hand-screen printed using eco-friendly, non-toxic black ink, which is good for the planet and won’t offend any environmentally-conscious squirrels peeking through your window. Their slightly crinkled texture gives them that cozy, lived-in feel — kind of like your favorite hoodie, but for your countertops.
Made in the USA with all the love and none of the nuts (sorry, squirrels), these towels are funny, functional, and fabulous. They also make the perfect gift for housewarmings, weddings, or anyone who’s ever made eye contact with a squirrel and just knew they were being judged.
Product Features:
Size (Unfolded): 24" x 16"
Material: 100% crinkled cotton
Screen printed with non-toxic, eco-friendly black ink
Absorbent, soft, and surprisingly judgmental (just like squirrels)
Proudly handmade in the USA
Perfect for kitchens that don’t take themselves too seriously — and people who know that if squirrels ran the world, we’d all be hiding our snacks better.
Keywords: tea towels, dish towels, dish cloth, kitchen towel, funny kitchen, handmade, 100% cotton, made in USA, eco-friendly ink, funny towel, dish towel, kitchen towels, hand towel, gift, squirrel humor
100% Crinkled Cotton Flour Sack Tea Towels – Now with 97% More Squirrel Energy 🐿️
Bring a little wild charm (and a dash of chaos) to your kitchen with our 100% Crinkled Cotton Flour Sack Tea Towels — soft, absorbent, and squirrel-approved. Whether you're cleaning up cookie crumbs or plotting world domination with your backyard squirrel army, these towels have your back.
Each towel is hand-screen printed using eco-friendly, non-toxic black ink, which is good for the planet and won’t offend any environmentally-conscious squirrels peeking through your window. Their slightly crinkled texture gives them that cozy, lived-in feel — kind of like your favorite hoodie, but for your countertops.
Made in the USA with all the love and none of the nuts (sorry, squirrels), these towels are funny, functional, and fabulous. They also make the perfect gift for housewarmings, weddings, or anyone who’s ever made eye contact with a squirrel and just knew they were being judged.
Product Features:
Size (Unfolded): 24" x 16"
Material: 100% crinkled cotton
Screen printed with non-toxic, eco-friendly black ink
Absorbent, soft, and surprisingly judgmental (just like squirrels)
Proudly handmade in the USA
Perfect for kitchens that don’t take themselves too seriously — and people who know that if squirrels ran the world, we’d all be hiding our snacks better.
Keywords: tea towels, dish towels, dish cloth, kitchen towel, funny kitchen, handmade, 100% cotton, made in USA, eco-friendly ink, funny towel, dish towel, kitchen towels, hand towel, gift, squirrel humor
